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newsItems.push("<p>Faceeater creator Jon McClure penned an earth shattering article for the 2010 Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide on the variant comic market.<br /><a href='http://www.durangoherald.com/sections/A&E/2010/04/16/Holy_comic_shakeup_Collector_writes_opus/' target=_blank>Read about Jon in the Durango Herald</a>.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Jon McClure appeared on a panel celebrating the 40th anniversary of the Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide. The 2010 guide featured an article penned by McClure that chronicles the variant comic book market.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Al Feldstein endorses FaceEater! The legendary EC Comics creator and former Mad Magazine editor says, &quot;I think the Crypt Keeper would go 'MAD' to play the putrescent pestilence known as FaceEater.&quot;</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>FaceEater can be found at local retailers! <a href='store_locator.html'>Click here</a> to see the list of &quot;charter&quot; FaceEater retailers carrying our card game - stores that aren't afraid of trying something unique, brand new and fun.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Maria's Bookshop in Durango, CO and Challengers Comics in Chicago, IL join the list of FaceEater retailers. Thank you to both stores for spreading the addiction far and wide.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Dynamic FaceEater card game debuts; Zombies! Vampires! Politicians! View the press release <a href='Press Release_09.30.10.pdf' target=_blank>here</a>.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>The plague is spreading. See FaceEater on Broken Frontier at <a href='http://www.brokenfrontier.com' target=_blank>www.brokenfrontier.com</a>.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Portland-based Powell's Books, the largest independent used and new bookstore in the world, now carries FaceEater. Stop in to get your copy of the game.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Retailers can now buy FaceEater through WarPath Games. Thank you, WarPath, for taking FaceEater on! Find it at <a href='http://www.warpathgames.com' target=_blank>www.warpathgames.com</a>.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Universe Games in Minneapolis now carries FaceEater. Stop on in and play a hand.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Cloud Cap Games in Portland and Gem Comics in Elmhurst, Illinois now carry FaceEater; please march on in before we lobotomize you.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Gator Games in San Mateo, California has picked up FaceEater.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Bridgetown Hobbies and Games in Portland has been zombified and now caries FaceEater. Stumble in to get your copy.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>GameScape in San Francisco has now officially joined the ranks of FaceEater carriers. Check out this fantastic store with games of all types for all ages.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>New Game in Town in DeKalb, IL and Tower Games in Minneapolis now carry FaceEater. Two of the coolest stores you'll ever see; check 'em out.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Wonder World Comics in Taylor, Michigan now carries FaceEater.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>The infection endures! <a href='http://www.omahagameshop.com' target=_blank>Coliseum Games</a> in Omaha, Nebraska has caught the FaceEater plague. Stop by today for your exposure.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Fangoria gives FaceEater 3.5 out of 4 skulls, saying &quot;Games are meant to be fun, and FACEEATER is definitely that.&quot; Read the full article <a href='http://www.fangoria.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2865:faceeater-game-review&catid=55:video-game-reviews&Itemid=186' target=_blank>here</a>.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>Hero Comics in Phoenix has added FaceEater; stop on in for your copy or risk having your face eaten.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>GTS Distribution has picked up FaceEater; thank you, GTS! Retailers can order from their site at <a href='http://www.gtsdistribution.com' target=_blank>www.gtsdistribution.com</a>.</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>GrahamCrackers (downtown Chicago) and Dreamland Comics (Libertyville) now carry FaceEater!</p>");
newsItems.push("<p>If you live in the Portland area, it's hard to miss FaceEater. Rainy Day Games (Aloha), Other Worlds Games (Portland) and Knightfall Games (Beaverton) all now carry the zombie card game that Fangoria gave 3.5 out of 4 skulls.</p>");

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